I Got Caught Working a Part-Time Job, and I’m a Class-A Threat

[Hilarious + Part-Time Jobs + System Assistance + Absolutely Unhinged] Hu Feiwei had just returned from vacation and walked through the school gates. Suddenly, a group of people rushed in and took him away. In the interrogation room, the captain looked at a stack of files and asked, “Answer honestly. What did you do over the break?” “Just some part-time jobs, running errands and stuff.” “You ran errands all the way to the Middle East? Were you the one who broke into a Middle Eastern royal palace and kissed the princess consort?” “That was me, but she kissed me first!” “And you stole the six artifacts that went missing from a European museum?” “I was taking back things that belong to our country. How is that stealing?” “Fair point!” The captain flipped through the files, then asked in astonishment, “You’ve also been listed as a top-priority fugitive by the foreign terrorist group known as Heaven’s Wrath!?” “That’s right. I killed one of their little bosses.” “A little boss? Wait! You’re the one who took out Bin Laden!??” “That was me.” “Hu Feiwei, even your name sounds illegal!” “It was just a part-time job, that’s all.”