Caught at My Summer Job, They Asked Me If Nuclear Missiles Work Well!

In a parallel world, Lin Ye is a university student. Every time he gets a break, he works hard at odd jobs to earn money for tuition. One day, just a minute after arriving back in class at the start of summer term, Lin Ye is surrounded from both ends by more than a dozen SWAT officers and hauled away! “Suspect Lin Ye, come with us for a little chat!” The SWAT captain looks over the file on Lin Ye’s activities and finds it utterly ridiculous. How could an ordinary university student have done all this? “Why does no one hear from you during every school break?” “I’m working part-time.” “Part-time? What do you mean by going off to work as a foreign mercenary and ending up as the team leader?” “Team leaders get a subsistence allowance...” “Then why is your name also third on the hitman rankings?” “I thought it required real-name registration, and I forgot to choose a codename...” “Why are the Sakura suicide squads hunting you worldwide on the dark web? Didn’t they invite you to join?” “I turned them down. And I happened to steal a little something...” “One last question. That little thing you stole... the latest ultra-small, portable nuclear bomb. Was it any good when you used it to blow up the White House?” “Not very good...” “The bang was a little too loud. It hurt my ears.” Lin Ye answers every question with a straight face, leaving the entire room stunned!