I Got Caught Working a Winter Break Job: You’re a Celestial Master, and You Use an AK?

[Purple-Robed Celestial Master + technological development + talisman AK + livestreaming] At the start of the new semester, Qin Fang has barely stepped onto campus when the National Anomaly Bureau summons him for a chat. “Someone reported you for illegally possessing firearms!” “Impossible. I’m a Purple-Robed Celestial Master. How could I possibly be hiding firearms?” The next second, something clatters to the ground: a hand grenade falls from Qin Fang. Everyone from the National Anomaly Bureau breaks out in a cold sweat. “Relax, everyone. It’s for catching ghosts. It can’t kill anyone.” Clatter. An AK covered in talismans falls out too. Everyone gapes at him. “How do you explain this one!?” “This is my ritual weapon for exorcising ghosts. Its full name is the Cyber Bagua AK!” “You’re a Celestial Master, and you exorcise ghosts with an AK!?” “The times are advancing, technology is developing, and I’m just keeping up with the trends.” “During your vacation job, you wiped out an entire street of Ghost Kings!?” “I was ridding the people of a menace. Besides, someone paid me!” “What ritual weapon did you use this time?” “The Heavenly Fire Formation Barrett!” “I heard you captured the Ghost Queen alive!?” “I put her in a mechanical body. Now she’s my cyber Taoist attendant!” “A cyber Taoist attendant modified from the Ghost Queen!? How did you get her to submit?” “I’m no good at chanting scriptures, but I know a few moves!” “Good grief! Are you trying to defy heaven!?” “I wouldn’t go that far. I’m invincible below the immortals, and above them, I can take on ten!” The next second, the Cyber Celestial Master starts livestreaming. “Friends, send a few little gifts. How about we wipe out this whole haunted region tonight?” “Huh? What’s that Taoist holding?” “Holy crap! A Gatling gun with a Heavenly Thunder Formation!?”