Celestial Master Livestream: Douyin Friends, You’ll Have to Pay Extra for This

Pure-hearted school beauty: “Master Su, I want to speak with my grandfather, who's passed away.”

Su Ming: “Fellow Douyin user, you have to believe in science!”

Pure-hearted school beauty: “There's really no way?”

“Well... It's not impossible. The main thing is, you'll have to pay extra!” said Su Ming.

Walking bag of five hundred thousand: “Master Su, I want to know where my contact is.”

Su Ming: “Reported!”

Fellow Douyin user fallen on hard times: “Master Su, ask my grandpa if he left me any inheritance.”

Su Ming: “I asked. Your grandpa said he'd go ask his grandpa.”