Celestial Master: Your Belief in Science Is a Lie

Name: Celestial Master: Your Belief in Science Is a Lie
Author: The Greedy Little Flying Bird

天师：相信科学是你的谎言

by The Greedy Little Flying Bird (贪吃小飞鸟)

Status: Completed
Length: 153k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Livestreaming + a Heavenly Master Descends the Mountain + Lighthearted Comedy!]

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Su Chen became a Taoist priest and inherited a Taoist temple.

On top of that, right after transmigrating, Su Chen took part in the filming of the show Into Science, where the host asked him whether immortal arts and Taoist magic really existed.

Fortunately, at that very moment, Su Chen became bound to the God-Tier Heavenly Master System!

So, right there on the set, Su Chen chanted an incantation and drew a rain talisman with one hand. In an instant, thunder boomed and rain poured down outside the window!

Only then did Su Chen remember that this was an era of rapid scientific progress, and scientists had already proven that the supernatural did not exist. Acting so conspicuously would surely attract the authorities, so he hurriedly ran away!

“Holy crap! I thought we agreed the supernatural wasn’t real?”

“Did I just see that Taoist priest jump off a building? Could he really know how to fly?”

When the broadcast aired and viewers were left stunned, Su Chen used a Wind-Riding Spell to leap straight out of the eighth-floor window of the television station.

The viewers couldn’t sleep a wink that night!

The next day, the production crew pulled some strings and found Su Chen’s Taoist temple. “Master Su Chen, can you really perform magic?”

Su Chen calmly replied, “What magic? Everyone should believe in science!”

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