Welcome to the Cultivation Academy

Self-Cultivation Academy Enrollment Guide:

Sword Cultivators: Being handsome lasts a lifetime; being broke leaves a debt for three generations.

Talisman Cultivators: Rich enough to be everyone’s friend, with a nuclear core that’s as harmless as hydrogen. Their reputation isn’t great, though: they’re all frauds.

Spell Cultivators: Summon thunder from the five directions with a snap of your fingers. Glass cannons, they go down in one hit.

Alchemy Cultivators: One pill and every cultivator bows down. Watch out for exploding cauldrons!

Body Cultivators: A punch can shatter the heavens, a kick can tread on ten thousand seas. Getting beaten hurts a lot.

Gu Cultivators: It’s a family secret. Don’t even think about it.

Corpse-Driving Cultivators: With a wave of the hand, ten thousand corpses descend. They can be tanks or damage dealers, but they’re all loners who never leave home.

Music Cultivators: Essential support for team battles! Note: Male cultivators should train their bodies too, or their kidneys will give out.

Medicine Cultivators: Bring the dead back to life and regrow flesh on bare bones with a single thought. Their herb gardens attract thieves!

Artifact Cultivators: Either hammering metal or on their way to hammer metal.

Demon Cultivators: One breath, ten thousand demons! Special warning: Stay far, far away from those poor Sword Cultivators.

Heretical Cultivators: At ease with all arts, free of every restraint! Everyone beats them up, and even demons disown them.

Monster Cultivators: Graceful as smoke, with boundless talent. The ideal partners for dual cultivation.

Beast-Tamers: Beware of everyone in the above departments!!