Cultivating Through Spending: I Have a 90-Billion-Yuan Cultivation Fund

Name: Cultivating Through Spending: I Have a 90-Billion-Yuan Cultivation Fund
Author: Open Wide for Candy

氪金修仙，我有九千万亿修仙基金

by Open Wide for Candy (张嘴吃糖)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 136k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Lighthearted + funny + a bandit-style gift-pack henchwoman + spending money to change fate + not-so-serious cultivation, pure pickaxe action~]

My name is Zheng Zhi. I died right after my soul transmigrated into another body.

Just as I was about to flip off this latest soul-transmigration adventure, I, a successor to the cause of communism, came into possession of a cultivation fund worth ninety quadrillion and a gift-pack secretary who was exceptionally good at fighting.

Pangu’s Essence Blood Gift Pack? Buy it!

Ding! Your secretary is attacking Pangu.

The Heaven-Opening Divine Axe Gift Pack? Buy it!

Ding! Your secretary is trying to seize the Heaven-Opening Axe.

What?

The Nine Heavens Goddess... Chang’e the Celestial Maiden... I can buy them too? Then I’m buying, buying, buying!

Ding! Your secretary is kidnapping the Nine Heavens Goddess, Chang’e, and the Queen Mother.

You wield immense power. I have nine hundred quadrillion.

You have immortal blood. I have nine hundred quadrillion.

You’re the top dog in the Heavenly Realm. I have nine hundred quadrillion!

Kid, shaking your hand isn’t an apology. It means you’ve still got a lot to learn. Remember, what I’m holding isn’t just nine hundred quadrillion. In a single thought, I could buy the lives of your entire family, going back eighteen generations.

Ding! Your secretary has gone on a rampage. Please wait for her triumphant return.

Then one day, the invincible secretary suddenly encountered a troublesome opponent. So she called in her master, her grandmaster, her great-grandmaster...

[Gift-Pack Secretary: I’m outside the Heavenly Gate. Go ahead and fight to your heart’s content.]

Sure enough, this secretary could do it all.

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