I’m an Immortal Who Lives Forever. It’s Only Fair for Mortals to Beat Me Up, Right?
我长生仙人，被凡人吊打很合理吧
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 425k Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Traditional Eastern Fantasy
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
- Request a translation
Synopsis
Other names
- Don't Get the Wrong Idea, Immortals Are All Plain and Simple!别误会，仙人都是朴实无华的！Alternate title on Fanqie
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Looking for a Hilarious Cultivation Novel That Stays Funny from Beginning to End
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I want a comedy that’s funny from beginning to end, with jokes in every chapter.
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A no-gods book about immortality. Anyone who disagrees, come argue with me.
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There Can't Be a More Overpowered Book Than This 🙈🐶
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I've Read Too Many Power-Fantasy Stories. I Want Novels With Excellent Prose
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Looking for Longevity Novels With a System and a Cautious Protagonist, But Not an Invincible One
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The Immortality Kind
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Immortality Novels With No Female Lead
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Immortality-Focused Novels?
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Almost 200,000 words! Fellow readers who have been waiting for this book to finish, please take a moment to come back and give it a boost! [Smirking face] Five stars and urging for more updates, please! [Petrified face] This book may not be the most exciting, but it's sure to be a light and enjoyable read, which is exactly what I'm aiming for.
This is a pretty novel. Although updates are infrequent now, it's still quite enjoyable to read, especially the humor. While it borrows from many movies, you've adapted it instead of directly copying it, allowing the jokes to shine. This is great, unlike some novels where authors simply copy jokes from the movies, making them less funny for those who have seen them before.
Well, the writing is alright. I've been reading Tomato's books for years, and this one is pretty good. Author, if you have any well-developed characters, could you let me name them? Please, just consider it fulfilling my own teenage fantasy. That's all.
It's a pretty good novel, but I think the reason so few people read it is related to the synopsis and chapter titles. I suggest the author optimize them. At first, I had some interest in reading this novel because of the chapter titles and the synopsis, but thankfully I persevered.
Author, you've brought back the joy I felt reading the early days of "Exploding Heaven Gang"—it's been so long since I've experienced. Maintaining such a humorous and witty writing style will be truly commendable.
Excellent, very imaginative, and the ideas are very interesting.
This must have been written by some amazing person using a secondary account. I love it so much.
It's quite good. Although the protagonist is immortal, he still retains his humanity and doesn't become a cold, indifferent spectator like in other immortality novels. The overall tone is quite humorous and funny. The only downside is that the female supporting characters have a bit too much screen time; many viewers might find the protagonist being overly devoted to rescuing damsels in distress.
This book has a rather low rating.
It's good! I don't need the protagonist to be super powerful, just don't play it safe, otherwise it'll be a waste of his immortality! If he can't handle it, he'll just go on a rampage! Hahaha, awesome! 😆😆😆 Keep it up, author! Go for it!!!