Life is hard. Come on in and enjoy a hilarious cultivation novel to unwind!
Lin Shan, a psychology PhD, opens his eyes to find himself a furnace cauldron awaiting slaughter by a demonic sect, bound to a ridiculous System that says, “Spread love and peace, or die.”
When faced with a beautiful senior sister who wants to drain him dry, the System's task is: [Give her a loving hug].
When faced with a muscle-bound thug trying to rob him, he turns around and asks him to [review the KPIs of the robbery].
From then on, the Blood Fiend Sect's entire way of doing things goes off the rails.
Before killing, they have to file an application. Before fighting, they have to mediate. The demonic overlords are forced to study **Nonviolent Communication**, and the Ghost King is pushed into a new career as a kindergarten principal.
Grand Elder: “This boy is disrupting my Daoist heart!”
Demon Venerable: “...At this rate, he's going to turn my Blood Fiend Sect into a Fortune Global 500 company.”
Lin Shan nudges his nonexistent glasses and smiles faintly.
“Don't worry. This is only the first step. My ultimate goal is to help Heaven finish its KPI assessment, too.”
Heaven: Please, don't come near me!!!
It's quite novel, it's not an invincible text that relies on force. It is to use rules to achieve invincibility.
Well, excellent, but a bit evil
What a great book, why doesn't anyone read it?
The story of the growth of the great liar in the devil world
Good looking, but still talkative
It's rare to see such a subject, but it's pretty good.
Love to watch. Recommended
This book is so awesome.
Super pretty! Highly recommended
Not bad, more in line with my taste