What? Even Immortals Have to Keep a Low Profile? What If I'm Invincible Too?

[Immortal and invincible from the start, crushing all comers every step of the way!] [Decisive and ruthless, utterly overpowering] [Moves through a field of beauties without a single leaf clinging to him] [Some chapters are hidden for plot reasons. If that bothers you, think carefully before clicking. Don't let it upset your delicate constitution = =]

I fell asleep and transmigrated?

The System got wrecked by a bug?

I somehow became immortal and invincible?

Li Wudao:

“I'm not interested in heavenly treasures!”

“I'm face-blind, so all the women around me seem pretty average.”

“When I make friends, I never care how strong they are. They're all weaker than me anyway!”

“Forgiving you is the Saintess's business. What I'm going to do is send you to meet her!”

“Whoever shows me respect gets gold from me!”

“What? You won't show me respect? I'll wipe out a small target's worth of people!”

“What! Their clan doesn't have enough people to make a small target? Have you dug up their ancestral graves? Slaughtered their livestock? Cleared out their rat nests? If all else fails, their neighbors count too!”

His attitude toward women: Don't pursue, don't reject, don't take responsibility.

An advance apology: This work has plenty of flaws and lots of potential poison points. Please bear with me, dear readers. I kneel in thanks!

Also, the story may require you to sacrifice your brain from the start. The author is very honest about it.

I absolutely won't sneak a bite, so you can safely leave your brain here...

The synopsis is weak. Go read the story!