Countering Villains: The Sitting in Forgetfulness System Never Cheats Anyone

[For laughs] [Lighthearted] [Comedic] [Subverting expectations] [Way of Sitting and Forgetting] [I dare call this the most surreal plot on Tomato Novel] [Everyone's here for the laughs. Don't get too attached to the protagonist.] Li Yan transmigrates to the Tianxuan Continent, only to discover that chosen ones are everywhere in this world, and some even have villain Systems designed to steal the chosen ones' fortunes. Li Yan awakens a System of his own, but it's a little offbeat: it takes joy in playing pranks on people. Li Yan: “Sorry, protagonists and villains, but I can't help myself.” Before entering the Heavenly Dao Academy, chosen one Wang Feng is supposed to ring the Chaos Bell nine times. But with Li Yan's help, he smashes the bell to pieces in one go. Wang Feng is left dumbfounded. The testing elder turns around and smacks him hard, roaring, “Did you do that on purpose, or was it an accident?!” The villain was supposed to steal the chosen one's beauty and play the hero who rescues her. Instead, Li Yan changes the plot and turns it into a honey trap. He makes the thugs who were supposed to bully the beauty into her bodyguards, and maxes out their defense and speed. The villain fights them for three hundred rounds. In the end, he can't even pull out a single hair. The villain stands there, stunned. “What is going on? I used every bit of strength I have, and you're telling me these are just beginner-village mobs???” Just as Li Yan brings the chosen ones and villains to a boiling point of hatred for each other, he never expects to become a villain himself. Up against this troublesome Way of Sitting and Forgetting System, all he wants is a chat group that spans all worlds. “I transmigrated as a villain. How do I survive? Need answers ASAP!”