At two thirty in the morning, Lin Mo happened to come across a livestream debunking scams. The streamer claimed he was going to expose a martial arts school.
Lin Mo was mildly intrigued and was just about to see what happened when the Funeral System, dormant for two and a half years, suddenly awakened...
"Thirteen cases of malicious hype, twenty reckless late-night challenges. This time, there's a 100% chance he'll get beaten up, and a 99% chance he'll die!"
"The current user is an ideal customer for the Host. Please pay special attention!"
"Successfully arranging one person's funeral will earn one chance to draw a prize and a reward of ten times the funeral fee!"
Lin Mo immediately entered the livestream, followed the streamer, and casually posted a comment: "Chongdu Funeral Services has been in business for two and a half years, and it's two thirty in the morning today. Book now and get 20% off. Interested?"
The debunking streamer, Lao Ma, flew into a rage. He claimed that after challenging the martial arts school, he'd go to Chongdu the next day and challenge Lin Mo's funeral home.
Unexpectedly, during their showdown at two thirty that morning, the martial arts instructor killed him with a single slap.
"Chongdu Funeral Services has followed you!"
"Chongdu Funeral Services has been in business for two and a half years. To thank our customers, we're offering 20% off for advance bookings. Interested?"
After that, countless streamers were horrified when they saw comments like this.
"Don't follow me! How much is a coffin? I'll buy one! Please, don't follow me!"
"Funeral bro, I'm begging you! Don't follow me! Thump, thump, thump!"
"Demons and ghosts, go away! Demons and ghosts, go away!"
After a Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, I Bound Myself to a System
Xuanhuan: I Can Devour All Things!
Reborn: Mastering the Future and Becoming a Business Legend
Bound to a System from the Start, I Sign In to Become Invincible Across the Heavens
Joining a Sacred Land from the Start, Signing In for a Chaos Body
Just ask the author if he is serious about his skills? What's the use? It's okay if you don't give them a means to save their lives. You can give them attributes. If you don't give them attributes, you can just upgrade the range or something else. Cooking, singing, will there be performances later, etc? Clearly distinguish priorities. That's important. If this is really the case, just change the name to Almighty King! It doesn't matter if a person who organizes funerals pays a dime for his skills. Really talented!
Don't poke it, although this type of article is exciting at the front and more awkward at the end, I hope the author can keep it so exciting 🥺
Not bad 😊
The author, I just hope you don't dock the tail. The dozens of chapters I've read so far are pretty good, keep up the good work
Not bad! It's beautiful, thank you to the author!
Change your name, buddy, and ask me to open a restaurant in a funeral shop.