I Want to Die, but My Organs Are Fighting for Their Lives. Am I Invincible?

[Absurd, laugh-out-loud comedy. Find even a shred of decency in this story and I lose.] Qin Shou transmigrates as a menial disciple in a demonic sect. If he can just die once more while doing a good deed, he will ascend and become an all-powerful Divine Lord. As he happily awaits his ascension, ridiculous voices keep ringing out from inside his body: Brain: “We’re doomed, we’re doomed! Everyone, get up and work overtime!” Heart: “You got it, boss! My drive is surging like a raging sea!” Lungs: “I’m doubling the speed of my breathing technique!” Kidneys: “I’m still young! I don’t want to die!” A moment later, Qin Shou comes back to life. Brain: “Don’t worry, Master. We won’t let you die!” Qin Shou: “But I want to die. Are you staging a rebellion?” Brain: “If you die, we die too. You don’t get to decide!” So, in order to die performing good deeds, Qin Shou throws himself into danger at every opportunity. Wherever danger strikes, there he is. He vanquishes demons, punishes evil, upholds justice, rescues beauties, and helps anyone he sees being wronged. But every time he is about to ascend, his organs compete like crazy to outdo one another. He just can’t die, and instead grows stronger and stronger. Also known as My Organs Are My Dads My Organs Give Me Fortuitous Opportunities My Ridiculous Organs Can Cultivate on Their Own Master, You Don’t Want to Die Either, Do You? Don’t Call Me Qin Shou, Call Me Dugu Qiusi