Immortality: The Cautious Cultivator, the Old Hand Who Darkens Ten Thousand Ages

[Cautious cultivation, sly schemer, lighthearted and witty, no heroine, no romance, not childish, not cringeworthy, no dumbed-down characters]

(The protagonist is a fully realized character. Readers who like villain stories should proceed with caution.)

Yang Jian and his husky transmigrate to another world, where both gain an “Eternal Dao Heart”: immortality, with a heart that never dies and a body that never perishes.

After staying out of worldly affairs for ten thousand years, they refuse to lie flat and resolutely embark on the path of martial arts and immortal cultivation.

Poor talent? Then I'll train a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times!

Too many enemies? Then I'll wait a hundred years, a thousand years, ten thousand years!

As long as I keep my head down, I'll eventually succeed!

But that doesn't mean I can casually abandon my Dao Heart. Otherwise, what would be the point of living forever?

If there's danger, run if you can. If you can't run, lie low. If you can't lie low, then play dirty! That's the Dao Heart Yang Jian lives by.

Dynasties rise and fall, seas dry up and stones crumble. Whether you're a powerful immortal or the overlord of the demon realm, you can't escape the passage of time.

No matter how many ages pass, the legend of that man and his dog, the ultimate sly schemers, will never fade.