I’m an Imperial Palace Guard, and from the Start I Make the Empress Cry

This world is so messed up!!! From the start, Lin En transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes an imperial guard in a declining dynasty. He gets a super self-sabotage System from the start. How hard can it be to get himself killed? Great Qin's empress: “Hitting is affection, scolding is love. My dear Lin hasn't scolded me in days.” The Primordial Demon King: “Brother Lin, your demonic nature runs deep. I really like you. Let's become sworn brothers.” Immortals of the Heavenly Realm: “The highest morals, the greatest wisdom, the utmost fearlessness in the Three Realms. That is Lord Lin En.” Billions of humans: “Lord Lin En is the creator-father of our human race, with merits comparable to Jesus.” Lin En: “Are you all fucking blind? Every day I'm either fighting or on my way to a fight. I just want all of you to beat me to death. Is that really so hard?”