This world is so messed up!!!
From the start, Lin En transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes an imperial guard in a declining dynasty.
He gets a super self-sabotage System from the start. How hard can it be to get himself killed?
Great Qin's empress: “Hitting is affection, scolding is love. My dear Lin hasn't scolded me in days.”
The Primordial Demon King: “Brother Lin, your demonic nature runs deep. I really like you. Let's become sworn brothers.”
Immortals of the Heavenly Realm: “The highest morals, the greatest wisdom, the utmost fearlessness in the Three Realms. That is Lord Lin En.”
Billions of humans: “Lord Lin En is the creator-father of our human race, with merits comparable to Jesus.”
Lin En: “Are you all fucking blind? Every day I'm either fighting or on my way to a fight. I just want all of you to beat me to death. Is that really so hard?”
