I Run a Hotel in Journey to the West

Sun Wukong fought against Heaven and Earth until he was utterly exhausted. When he spotted a hotel, he went in and stayed the night. By morning, he was back to full health. Tang Sanzang stayed at the hotel for one night. When he came out, he pondered for a long time before saying, “Whoever the hell wants to fetch these scriptures can do it. I'm eloping with the ‘Queen.’” Zhu Bajie stayed at the hotel for a night. When he came out, he shouted, “I'm going to steal lots and lots of magical treasures so I can enjoy the hotel's beauty treatments!” Chang'e had been pining for Hou Yi. After staying one night at the hotel, she came out and said, “Damn it, the owner is Old Wang from next door.” Erlang Shen stayed at the hotel for a night. When he came out, his face was dark as he said, “Xiaotian, oh, Xiaotian, what a horrible death you died.” After crying, he added, “The owner likes eating dogs. I have to go steal one.” The gods and immortals of the Myriad Worlds all agreed that Zhang Feng ran a shady establishment. Zhang Feng scoffed, “You say I run a shady establishment? Fine, I'll shut down for good tomorrow.” The Myriad Worlds were shaken, and the Sages sprang into action. As the winds howled and clouds gathered, they pleaded, “Boss, please open up. We were wrong.”