Horror Revival: An Eerie Piece of Parchment from the Start

Can you please stop writing about women? Have you never seen a woman before?! Ugh, is this some kind of supernatural fantasy or a harem novel? Do you just freeze up whenever you see a woman?!

Upon seeing the parchment, his first reaction was that of Yang Jian, the Ghost Eye.

The more rational approach would have been to inform the family first, and then give them something that could save their lives. Everything else is excellent, but the way they treat the female lead and her family is baffling. They'd rather give the female lead the useful substitute doll than their parents or sister—what an ingrate!

You're licking my boots and cursing me? Have you never seen a woman before?

I really hate novels where the characters are completely mesmerized by women. It's like they've never seen a woman before.

Lick your way out until you have nothing left!

Did you even read what you wrote after that? The beginning was so well-written, but it all died because of love. It's like it won't move on once it starts crying. Fine, just keep licking its boots.

Either don't write about the female lead changing, or it's incredibly annoying to read!

The protagonist is a saint, so I'll lick his boots.

I misread the title as "creepy toilet paper," is there any hope for me?