Journey to the West: Stop the Journey to the West

Journey to the West?

Not happening.

Whether we go on that journey depends on whether I, She Xiaotian, feel like it.

"Brother Monkey, are you going on the journey to the West?"

"No."

"What if Guanyin forces you?"

"Then we'll wipe that bitch out!"

The journey to the West begins with a debate with Guanyin.

Nezha, the Heavenly Court's double agent, is quick to follow.

"Brother Tian, when are we rebelling against Heaven? I've already made plans with Erlang Shen. We're just waiting for you to give the word."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.