My System Went Offline, but the Live Comments Are Going Wild

Lin Xian transmigrates to a fantasy world and lands the Myriad Heavens Lie-Win System! He’s already dreaming of a wonderful life, crushing prodigies underfoot and punching out ancient patriarchs, when

Ding! Your System has been hit by an unknown attack. Its core functions are now offline!

Lin Xian: "???" Hell difficulty from the start? Monsters are blocking the door, villains are grinning at me, and I’m supposed to fight them with what, my head?

Wait! What is this half-broken comment module?

"Hahaha, the streamer’s doomed. Let’s burn incense for him in advance!" **

"High-intensity action ahead! A sidestep to the left followed by a Thousand Years of Death works wonders!" "Tipping '1 point of strength'! Hang in there, streamer. I want to see blood everywhere!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.