Hogwarts: Red Dragon Simulation, Call Me Dark Lord

On his eleventh birthday, Artorius bound himself to a life simulator. His first simulation locked onto Type-Moon and King Arthur, granting him the Red Dragon Heart. Nine simulations over nine years earned him the Seer, Scholar, and Potions Apprentice traits. On his tenth, he rolled Death's Favor: Avada Kedavra at MAX proficiency, able to knock a bird from the sky with a flick of his finger. His head maid, Belfast, asked calmly, "Are you planning to become the third Dark Lord?"

Snape personally took him to Diagon Alley. Ollivander tried Dragon Heartstring, Phoenix Feather, and Unicorn Hair, but the wands either feared him or fought back. At last, he realized the truth: you aren't a wizard. You are a dragon. His custom wand would take seven days to make. That very night, the Saints Abernathy and Rosier raided the castle. Belfast locked her naval guns onto them, while Artorius drove them back with a Killing Curse cast barehanded. On the summit of the Nurmengard Tower, Grindelwald smiled. I see you taking my place as the leader of the Pure-Blood movement.

Seven days later, when he returned to collect his wand, Hermione was next door trying out a wand with a Unicorn Hair core. Artorius pushed open the shop door, and Ollivander handed him a custom wand with a golden hair core. "Mr. Pendragon, it has been waiting for you."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.