Honkai: Star Rail: The Astral Express Crashes into Douluo, March 7th Saves Me

In the most outrageous jump in the Astral Express's history, the train didn't hit the stars. It plunged into a black hole instead, dragging a transmigrator along into a completely unknown world. To make matters worse, his System, which supposedly allowed him to transmigrate without limit, crashed on the spot, leaving him dependent on the Astral Express Crew for the next two whole years.

The good news: March 7th's first kiss nearly went to CPR, and photos have already spread through the crew's group chat. The person involved is now chasing the Trailblazer with a baseball bat. The bad news: right after landing, they ran into Shrek Academy, where a fat guy with a mouth full of lewd talk was ogling his two female companions and saying that if he won, one of them would have to be his girlfriend.

Outclassed by sheer stats, and can't understand hidden weapons? March can casually throw up a shield and deflect every one of Tang San's Dragon Whisker Needles. Can't win, so you call your teacher? Too bad. This newly arrived Nameless has the universe's greatest reasoner standing behind him, and the Astral Express has always made its point with its fists. As for that hypocritical protagonist group, they'll soon learn what it means to be crushed by a higher-dimensional force from across the cosmos.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.