Great Qin: Swallow Gold and Connect to the Internet, Then the Ancestral Dragon Changes Fate and Conquers the World

He Qi transmigrates to the Qin Empire with his phone, but getting online costs gold: fifty yi of gold ingots vanish in just five minutes.

When Ying Zheng points at the seven words "Museum of the Terracotta Army of Qin Shi Huang" on the screen, He Qi has to steel himself and confess: "Your Majesty, that's your tomb, two thousand years from now." Ying Zheng falls silent. What really blows his mind is another truth He Qi reveals: he has less than ten years to live and has only survived this long by swallowing elixirs full of heavy metals. When Xu Fu boasts that the elixir can let a person ascend to heaven in broad daylight, Ying Zheng stuffs a pill into his mouth. "Swallow one and show me." When He Qi searches for "penicillamine detoxification," he discovers that this lousy internet only supports buying potatoes and curved-shaft plows. He sits cross-legged in the great hall, feeding gold ingots into his phone screen one by one.

When the complete record of the fall of the Qin Empire, the details of Zhao Gao's usurpation, and the truth about Fusu being forced to commit suicide finish loading, Ying Zheng stares at the words "Han Border," his fingers trembling on the hilt of his sword. He Qi crouches on the ground, carving wooden blocks into chess pieces, then looks up with a grin. "Don't rush. I've still got two thousand years' worth of cheats saved up here."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.