Wuxia Crossover: I Just Want to Lie Flat, but Lu Xiaofeng Forces Me to Become a God

Bai Xiuzhu transmigrates into a world of combined martial arts and inherits a vast fortune. All he wants is to lie flat: drink, admire the snow, listen to the rain, play chess, and coast through life. What could be better? Unfortunately, things don’t go as planned. From the start, the System gives him the max-level Cloud Dragon Three Turns lightness skill for free, and a casual hop sends him crashing through the roof beam. Even more absurdly, practicing the eighth set of broadcast exercises earns him a fixed monthly income. To figure out how the idle rewards work, he’s forced to start taking martial arts seriously.

But trouble keeps coming. Long Xiaoyun shows up with Lin Xianer’s contract of sale and pressures him to go into business together. Just after Bai manages to stall him, he discovers that Uncle Fu is a close sworn brother of Mount Hua Sect leader Yue Buqun. Before he can catch his breath, Lu Xiaofeng, Chu Liuxiang, and Li Xunhuan, three walking disasters, arrive together: one wants him to solve a case, one invites him for a drink, and one smacks him on the forehead with a wooden carving.

Bai Xiuzhu just wants to lie flat, but everyone around him is a pain in the neck determined to make him a god. The System’s rewards keep piling up, and the martial arts world’s big shots keep gathering around him. Even Shangguan Haitang of the Number One Manor comes all the way to Baoding after hearing about him. He covers his face and sighs: You all really insist on making me the Supreme of the Martial World, don’t you?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.