Joining the Heavenly Court Chat Group, I Get Immortal Arts from the Gods

Bai Ye, a severely ill psychiatric patient with three split personalities, had been locked in VIP Room 888 at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital for thirteen years. One day, an invitation popped up in his mind: the Great Sage, Equal of Heaven, Sun Wukong, invited him to join the Heavenly Court chat group.

He tapped it casually, and found the gods scrambling for red envelopes all over the screen. Sun Wukong added him as a friend, and Bai Ye immediately sent over 599 merit points in exchange for a magical hair and the Clone Technique. When Zhu Bajie flirted with Chang'e, Bai Ye casually waved his hand and blasted Marshal Tianpeng into a charred husk. Chang'e sent him a private message with a song about dancing beneath the moon, crying as she did. The moment the group announcement was updated, Erlang Shen had already listed him as his number-one romantic rival.

Taishang Laojun, the God of Wealth, Nezha, the Jade Rabbit... Immortal arts from 105 gods poured in for free: a fragment of the Eight-Nine Mysteries, a crash course in Samadhi True Fire, and an introduction to Golden Core refining. System notifications flooded the screen: The Third Personality's taboo is awakening.

Outside the ward, Bai Yu'er clutched the magical hair and turned into the darkness. "Brother, the Bai family can't hold on much longer."

Bai Ye opened his empty eyes and grinned. "Then let's stop holding on."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.