I Edit the Heavens, Ranking the Ten Greatest Kept Men Across the Myriad Worlds

Chu Yu opens his eyes. The good news is that he has transmigrated and gotten a “Myriad Worlds Video Editing System” for free. The bad news is that this world's entertainment industry is unbelievably terrible. The little editing skill he picked up in his previous life amounts to a dimensionality-reducing advantage here. To scrape together enough for next month's meals, Chu Yu digs through his stock footage and uploads a video: “The Top Ten Kept Men Across the Myriad Worlds.”

The moment he hits publish, the sky screens across the Myriad Worlds light up in unison.

The Bull Demon King is drinking with his arm around the Jade-Faced Fox when he looks up and sees himself ranked tenth. He crushes his wine cup on the spot. “I, the mighty Great Sage Who Pacifies Heaven, depend on women? What nonsense!” Princess Iron Fan sneers in the Banana Cave, while the Jade-Faced Fox quietly sets down her cup. Ninth place, Xu Xian, is crouched by West Lake as his neighbors block his way and curse him for three whole streets. In the video, he lives in Lady White's house, spends her money, and even tricks her into revealing her true form with realgar wine. The owner of the medicine shop tells him to go home and take a few days off.

Watching the number of views on his dashboard soar, Chu Yu sees his next topic already generated automatically. Its title hangs quietly on the screen: “The Top Ten Kings of Showing Off Across the Myriad Worlds.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.