Honkai: Star Rail: A Sharp-Tongued Script, and Spoilers Drive Me Insane

Synopsis:

The moment Zhu Qing opens his eyes, he goes from being an ordinary person to a Galactic Ranger. His golden finger is so mouthy it makes people throw their phones, and its constant spoilers leave him tearing his hair out. “The flower language of a steel-wool scrubber is patience and prosperity.” What kind of nonsense is that?

The Stellaron Hunters specifically ask him to take on a mission, offering a ridiculous reward. Kafka comes to pick him up in person, the little raccoon of a star immediately accepts him as its godfather, and when Firefly steps out of her mech, her eyes shine. “At last, I have the right to choose, too.” During the mission, he casually wipes out the Antimatter Legion and saves Tingyun of the Minghuo Merchant Group. The Foxian girl calls him “benefactor” so sweetly, over and over, that no one can match her.

The most outrageous job is Robin's bodyguard mission. At the negotiating table, the enemy general acts high and mighty. Zhu Qing flips the table, draws his blade, and fires a Hunt beacon, summoning a sky full of shooting stars. In front of the entire universe, he forces the planet Canavaro to hold a new election. Robin stands before the ruins and sings softly. Zhu Qing leans against a wall, listens to the whole song, then snaps a photo of her profile. “This photo will give me bragging rights for the rest of my life.”

When Jing Yuan calls out to him at Starskiff Haven, Zhu Qing adjusts his bamboo hat. “General, I'm just passing through.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.