Honkai Impact 3rd: Daily Divine Draws, with the Herrscher of Sentience as My Companion

Jiang Zhe transmigrates to Sky City in Honkai Impact 3rd. After hitting hard pity on his pulls, he gets so mad he smashes his phone. The next second, the System comes online, and a ten-pull gives him the real Herrscher of Sentience, along with eight feathers of Fenghuang Down and a Herrscher Core implanted in his body. Sentience pops out of thin air, plants her hands on her hips, and declares, "You're my underling now." Jiang Zhe offers her a bowl of instant noodles flavored with cute girls, and she devours them.

With the Heart of the Dendro Archon in hand, Jiang Zhe's hair turns green. He puts on a hat and rushes out to buy hair dye, only to run into Kiana and Mei shopping for groceries. The white-haired dumpling clings to Mei and begs her to buy fish balls. Jiang Zhe heads home with fifty skewers of barbecue, and Sentience receives a gift for the first time. Her eyes reddening, she stuffs the fish balls into her mouth. In the middle of the night, Otto projects a hologram to urge him to keep an eye on Kiana, then grits his teeth and vows to hunt down Yae Sakura.

The Third Honkai Eruption is a month away. He has a Star Platinum trial card in his pocket, and the Herrscher of Sentience sleeps beside him every day with her weight pressed against his chest. Mei's creamy stew on the rooftop smells so good his soul nearly leaves his body, while Kiana rubs herself against Mei. When the Honkai breaks out, he'll make sure to play Sinner's Elegy on repeat right in front of that lovey-dovey couple.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.