Siheyuan: The More I Lounge, the Stronger I Get; The Lazier I Am, the Richer I Get

Wu Youde transmigrates to a courtyard house in 1952 and binds himself to a lie-flat System: the more he lounges around, the stronger he gets; the lazier he is, the richer he becomes. He slacks off at work to earn lie-flat points, while doing proper work gets him nothing. To lie flat for good, he decisively marries Qin Huairu, letting her take care of things while he relaxes and enjoys life.

Yi Zhonghai wants to treat him as a backup plan for old age? Wu turns the tables and puts him on the hot seat. Liu Haizhong grins and asks if he wants a fried egg. Yan Bugui smiles on the surface but secretly asks about his daughter. Jia Zhangshi pounds her thighs every day, begging Old Jia to take him away. Xu Damao talks around the subject and asks if Wu has seen his wife. Silly Zhu shamelessly asks how He Yushui is doing.

Even more astonishing, he becomes a legend with "My Motherland." Wang Xin comes in person to hear him sing, and the factory director makes the call on the spot: transfer him to the publicity department. No need to work on the factory floor, and he can lie flat with every justification. Jia Zhangshi calls him a wastrel? He braises pork in front of the whole courtyard, filling it with a mouthwatering aroma and making the Jia family green with envy. While the whole courtyard of vermin fight over a bite of meat, he's already earned a million yuan, Moutai, and a hen through the System.

In this life, no stressing out and no fighting. He'll lie flat with the System and enjoy life thanks to women. You all keep busy. I'll get comfortable first.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.