Myriad Worlds: I Pretend to Be a Lover, Flirting with Tianyu from the Wall

He transmigrates into a stitched-together world, becoming a penniless security guard from the start. The campus belle Tian Yu is cornered in an alley by thugs next door. He means to keep his head down and walk on, but accidentally binds to a Choice System and loads the Ah Fu template on the spot, beating the thugs senseless. Tian Yu immediately calls him a cowardly rat, so he shoots back, "Then be my girlfriend," and flirts with her from atop the wall, leaving the violent girl so flustered she loses it.

But this broken world is far more complicated than it seems. Behind the campus belle lurks Lin Feng, her fiance from the mountains. Dragon Kings, elite soldiers, and war gods brawl in the streets. The Lion King from Super Beast Armor has his sights set on Earth, and Ultraman Tiga is ready to fight at any moment. Gu Beicheng uses the System to rack up skills: he pretends to be Tian Yu's boyfriend and flirts with her from the wall, casually charms campus belle Lu Yao, turns Zhao Haitang's love song into a joke, and makes Ren Chen's sinister schemes backfire spectacularly.

When the Wolf Clan's energy cultivation method is poured into him, Gu Beicheng finally understands: in this chaotic mashup of countless worlds, the most satisfying thing isn't fighting, but using the most outrageous tricks to lure goddesses, elite soldiers, and aliens alike into his camp. A fake boyfriend becomes a true powerhouse, and the wall-flirting routine is only the beginning!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.