Siheyuan: Sign-In System, Silly Zhu Has Both Parents

A second life?

This time, He Yuzhu woke up grinning: his father, He Daqing, hadn't run off, and his mother hadn't died in childbirth!

He got bound to a sign-in System and received Master-level Bajiquan, cooking skills, and enhancement potions.

He Daqing: "Zhuzi, who taught you those moves?"

He Yuzhu: "The System gave them to me for signing in. Want some too, Dad?"

Madam He: "Zhu'er, don't bully your father."

He Yuzhu: "Mom, I'm just afraid that White Widow will steal his heart again."

Yi Zhonghai wants to guilt-trip him?

He Yuzhu: "Yi Zhonghai, pay back the twenty silver dollars you owe my family first, then we can talk about how to be a decent person!"

Jia Zhangshi wants to play poor and mooch off him?

He Yuzhu hands her a cornbread bun: "Auntie, eat up. If you don't choke, I lose."

Qin Huairu wants to leech off him?

He Yuzhu turns and shouts: "Mom, someone's trying to become your daughter-in-law!"

He Yushui: "Brother, Sister Qin is a good person!"

He Yuzhu: "Mom, let's give this silly sister away. You and Dad can have another child."

With the sign-in System at his side, he has both parents in this life and can rule the courtyard as he pleases!

Anyone who dares bully Silly Zhu will have to answer to his father's spatula and his own fists!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.