Marvel: I Stowed Away from the Start, and the Ancient One Made Me Sign a Contract

After transmigrating into Marvel, Lu Qi arrives on Earth with an idle Dark System, only to be invited for tea by the Ancient One as soon as he lands. The Eye of Agamotto stays on the whole time, and the tea never runs out. When the Ancient One points out the dark energy inside him, he is so terrified he pisses himself. But the Ancient One slaps his soul into the multiverse for a sightseeing trip. When he returns, she signs a contract with him: "Your dark energy is purer than Dormammu's. Be my power bank, and I'll be your bodyguard." The System's terms: the Ancient One draws energy to sustain her lifespan; only he can terminate the contract at any time, and if he does, the Ancient One dies instantly.

Lu Qi immediately agrees, then takes three free "watch an ad to speed things up" boosts from the Time Stone and summons four Shadow Ninjas in five minutes. When Mordo brings people to hunt him down, thirty ninjas carry him away in a parkour escape as he yells, "Master Ancient One, help!" The Ancient One appears in front of him. "He's no servant of Dormammu. He's purer than Dormammu. He's the new Lord of Darkness." Kaecilius loses it. The Ancient One adds, "As long as he's alive, Dormammu's power will keep weakening." Lu Qi strokes his thirty-first ninja. "Isn't this a lot faster than learning magic?"

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