I Don't Want to Be the Savior

Liu Bang is determined to become a man who is "super awesome," just as his name suggests.

But in reality, he's a complete loser. He hauls bricks, delivers takeout, and scavenges for trash. The harder he tries, the more his life becomes a joke. Before he can even work up the courage to kill himself, the apocalypse beats him to it and wipes out the whole world.

Then one day, the Earth rises into the sky, and all things fall silent.

With no fear and no loneliness, Liu Bang is overjoyed. He puts on a suit made of top-grade alpaca wool, drives a self-driving Bugatti around the world, and spends one day at the White House and the next at Buckingham Palace. For the first time, he realizes he doesn't look half bad, and that life can feel this good.

But his good fortune doesn't last. A group of "survivor elites" finds him and demands that he join their organization to go to an alien planet and save all of humanity.

Liu Bang refuses outright.

Save the whole world? That means returning to the civilization that made him miserable, oppressed, and destitute.

He's finally been given a new life. Why should he go back?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.