I Can Drain Everyone's Desires

After Cha Le died suddenly, he bound himself to a Fun-Seeking Desire Extractor.

Other people's desires: jealousy, greed, lust, rage...

My job: drain them dry and turn them into fun points.

My roommate is jealous I got a scholarship? Extract it, and he instantly becomes carefree.

A bully wants to beat me up? Extract it, and he suddenly wants to be a good person.

The campus belle wants to use me? Extract it, and she cries as she asks to transfer schools.

System: "Host, you're becoming less and less human."

Cha Le: "Cut the crap. Who's next?"

As long as you still have desires, I'm your dad.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.