I Make Toys That Launch Mushroom Clouds

Shen Yunyi transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes an ordinary mortal with no spiritual roots.

Faced with cultivators' flying swords and spells, he falls into deep thought.

"Low energy efficiency, unstable structure, principles unknown... The technology in this world is far too backward."

So he returns to his old trade and opens a toy shop.

Cultivators scoff at a little wooden thing that can run.

They dismiss a glowing stone as a cheap trick.

That is, until his enemies come knocking and his honest shop assistant is forced to throw the "skyrocket" the boss gave him.

Boom!

A tiny mushroom cloud slowly rises over Qingping Town.

The hearts of the town's cultivators tremble, and the great figures of the immortal sects leap to their feet in alarm.

Shen Yunyi, however, is busy recording the data: "The yield is moderate, controllability meets the target. The next version can optimize the chain reaction."

When the traditional immortal sects unite to suppress him and their armies bear down, they see behind Shen Yunyi hundreds of thousands of ordinary people without spiritual roots, each holding a "toy" and aiming it at them.

"Fellow cultivators, times have changed."

"Would you care to experience what it feels like to be 'nuked into peace'?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.