Time Reversal? That's Just My Leftover Instant Noodle Broth

After working overtime all night, office drone Li Mo transmigrates to Teyvat with a bowl of instant beef noodles with pickled cabbage. When he lands, the soup spills and seeps into the world's underlying laws. From that moment on, time in Teyvat begins to flow backward, and in three years the world will go completely “sour” and meet its final end. Li Mo knows nothing about this. He just wants to laze around and fish by the Inazuma shore, until he hooks a purple-haired woman with amnesia who gives off a faint scent of pickled cabbage. She asks in confusion, “You... smell like the ‘source’?” Meanwhile, Celestia furiously hunts the “source of temporal contamination,” the Abyss Order fervently worships the “Pickled Cabbage God,” and Li Mo stares at the identical instant noodle seasoning packet in his System inventory, lost in thought. This is a journey that pits the philosophy of instant noodles against an apocalyptic crisis and uses absurd humor to deconstruct an epic tragedy. Save the world? Let me make a bowl of noodles first...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.