Gourmet Arknights: My Cooking Doesn't Give You Heartburn

"Rules Must Not Be Broken," "Reading This Won't Cause Heartache," "All Writing is Done on the Same Day," "Establish the Rules First, and the Road Will Widen," "500 Updates the Day After Tomorrow, Can You Handle It?" "Aren't You Afraid of Losing Money? Yes, I'm Even More Afraid of Unpaid Debts," "You Can Steal Books, But You Can't Steal People's Hearts," "What to Do Tomorrow? Write First," "What to Do with the Rest? Add More Updates, One Can't Be Heartless," "Finally Getting Better; Hmm, We Need to Be Stable," "Accounts Must Be Recorded Clearly, Whoever Adds Updates Is Responsible," "I'd Rather Earn Less Than Break the Rules," "Then Write More Words Tomorrow? No Need, Take It Slow," "Some People Say It's Not Clean, Then I'll Let Them See Clean," "It's Not That I'm Stable, It's That I Can't Panic, Panic Makes It Easy to Make Mistakes."

Bad review, why does the book seem to shrink in number as you read on?

Can Lan Feihong meet Texas's needs? #(I'm about to cry)

Sticking to the rules is the only way to avoid heartbreak. Use tired tropes, relentlessly chase trends, leave dialogue unpolished, and develop unremarkable characters. I'd rather write a novel I can forget after watching one video, make a quick buck, and risk being criticized than write it seriously. Only this way can I avoid heartbreak.

Fast forward to Yu Xiaodi dressed as a woman and working as your waitress.

Please stop mixing things up! I'd almost forgotten about that damn green-haired turtle! #(Vomit)

Your protagonist doesn't have to be strong, but he can't be stupid! I couldn't hold back when I saw the part where he attacked his own allies. He was already incredibly weak, and he didn't realize his own limitations when he unleashed his three powerful attacks, only to have them all hit Swire. This isn't supposed to be a comedy, is it? I can't laugh at this kind of silly scene at all. The part about stealing things with hidden locks wouldn't have been a big deal, but the way you handled it was no different from the way you scattered money, just to create a character storyline later. I'm too lazy to even comment. What era is this writing style from?

This description smells like tomatoes.

Master, did you put spice in your cooking? I'm hungry just looking at it.

You've fixed the text, haven't you? I can't even get Ctrl+V right. The transitions and connections always feel like they're written by a computer.