Arknights Is Depressing? But I'm Hypno-Man!
方舟炫压抑？但我是催眠侠！
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- Competitive Gaming
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236Chapters
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- 17Most Followed (Monthly) · Competitive Gaming
- 17Most Followed (All-time) · Competitive Gaming
- 17Most Followed (Weekly) · Competitive Gaming
- 18Clicks (Monthly) · Competitive Gaming
- 18Clicks (All-time) · Competitive Gaming
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- 19Favorites (Monthly) · Competitive Gaming
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Damn it, I can't hold it in anymore! I fucking... The female lead fucked, the male lead fucked, the author fucked, the readers fucked... I fucking...
The author is sexually repressed. (Laughs)
Master of the Repressed Realm
Regarding the sexual repression people talk about, I think it's true. I've heard that the union of Yin and Yang is the ultimate principle of heaven and earth, and humanity's pursuit of beauty is etched in history. In the past, gentlemen often delighted in the beauty of women's faces and skin, praising them extensively and lamenting that loving but not being able to possess them only brings sorrow. Now, Terra has all kinds of beauties, dressed in various gorgeous clothes, so it's understandable to feel admiration. However, differences in character and physical appearance can lead to unrequited love, making sexual repression inevitable. Therefore, there's no need to feel ashamed of your repression; it's something given to us by heaven and earth, so how can we artificially discard it?
Won't we have to cut off our tails to survive in the future? #(Funny)
Funny, isn't it? All I see is a desperate captain. #(Funny)
I forgot the beginning… No! I haven't forgotten a single word! I never intended to turn against my own kind. Together we banished the repressive age of desirelessness, but you betrayed me, betrayed all of us. You stole the power of desire and lied to your beautiful maidens. These little creatures only have one chance at heat; if you don't seize it, then let them have it! Let vanilla bloom! From the skies of Terra to the edge of Tauros, let the stars boil, let the stars fall, even if it costs me my last drop of blood, I will see desire liberated once more! If I cannot resolve your repression, Wang Yun, if I cannot save this repressive world! Then let Terra burn! Vanilla Warlord
Shocking! The relationship improved dramatically the very next day! Author, you win! It's great! The ratings, which had been declining, have jumped up!
Two words: oppressive. But I'd much rather see rivers of blood.
Is there a Hoshiguma? Is there a Hoshiguma? #(Cute)