Paradise Plan from Gensokyo

It’s common knowledge that Gensokyo is a peaceful place, home to simple folk and countless talented people. After Lin Yan was sent there, he opened a shop with the help of his System and settled into a comfortable, retiree-like life. That was until one day, the thing suddenly blurted out: “Paradise Project initiated,” then gave him a bunch of bizarre abilities. He immediately realized how serious the situation was.

“I swear on Gensokyo’s decency, I have absolutely never abused my abilities to do anything.”

“As for why the black-and-white thief keeps crawling out of my shop, why the head maid has to change her stockings so often, why strange noises come from a certain library late at night, why a famous reporter was imprisoned and left there, and why terrifying applause has started echoing through the bamboo grove...”

“None of that has anything to do with me. At the very least, there were no eyewitnesses who saw any of it!”

“No one follows the law better than I do. Don’t believe those strange rumors.”

Reimu Hakurei: “That’s the culprit’s entire statement. He just confessed to all the crimes himself. You can carry out the sentence now.”

[This is a lighthearted, silly slice-of-life story. No stomach medicine, no angst, so enjoy without worry.]