I'm a Streamer on the Ark, and Not Going to Jail Counts as Success

(This is not a reaction or recap story. It's mainly an urban slice-of-life novel!) Xian Yu is an ordinary beat cop in Lungmen. His only joy is unwinding after work by becoming "Streamer Poseidon" on the "Douyu Streaming System" and chatting with viewers.

"Today we're playing this game, Grand Theft Horse Thief. Should we pick Officer Chen as the protagonist? Officer Chen's stats are way too weak. No way anyone would use her. And you, the one with the white text and the ID 'Crimson Skysword, Blood Drinker,' don't get cocky."

"Today, let's count down Lungmen's five greatest fighters. Wei Yenwu? What a useless clown. I've never lost to him in a best-of-five... Hey, big bro with the ID 'Happily Married,' stop sending me private messages. I'm not telling you where the streamer lives."

And so, Xian Yu spent his days getting pushed around at work and venting through his streams at night, until one day

"So you're the damn Poseidon?!"

Senior Inspector Ch'en Huiling kicked open his front door.

Oh my god, those commenters were real people?! Before Ch'en could haul him off to work at a sewing machine, Xian Yu regretted everything.