The System Arrived a Hundred Years Early, and I Kicked Beihai Kindergarten

[Host has successfully defeated and humiliated the Northern Lands' God of War, Wei Qianluo, and obtained the divine ability Thunderfire Sword.]

Looking at the malnourished little maid before him, Shen Lang: ?

[Host has successfully defeated the Northern Lands' Asura in his prime and beat him until he called you Dad, earning 10,000 spirit stones.]

Looking at the eight-year-old child before him, who calls him his adoptive father, Shen Lang: ??

[Whip the corpse of Zhao Qingyang, a Heaven-Realm expert, after his death. Morality: -1.]

Looking at Zhao Qingyang, who could kill ten thousand people like him, Shen Lang: ???

Wait, you're telling me this big, living man is dead? He beats me up, and when I fight back, that's corpse-whipping?

Shen Lang transmigrated, and he has a System. But there seems to be something wrong with it: it arrived a hundred years too early! The future unparalleled powerhouses haven't even grown up yet. Isn't this a chance for me to kick down the doors of a kindergarten in the North Sea?