I Can Connect to Other Dimensions

I'm already over twenty and still haven't gotten a Zanpakuto, a Devil Fruit, the Sharingan, a cute girl falling from the sky, or the ability to transform into a monster... Is that normal?

As the title says, I'm already over twenty. I'm mentally healthy and have the right values, but I'm still an ordinary person. I haven't awakened a Zanpakuto, gotten a Devil Fruit, or acquired a device like the Sharingan. Any girls who fell from the sky probably landed somewhere else, and I haven't become a wizard either. I see no signs that I can transform into anything. Is there any way to fix this?

Helpful answer: Here, have a TV.

Helpful answer's reply: A TV? What can I do with that?

Helpful answer's reply to the reply: *side-eye grin*

This book is also known as: "My TV Can Break Through Dimensional Barriers," "I'm Not Sadako!" and "The Stars Will Guide Your Way"...