Goodbye, I’m Going on an Infinite Vacation

(Parental Advisory: The following program contains indecent language. Parents are advised to use discretion.) As everyone knows, Bai Yuan is a contained entity. He keeps to himself and never causes trouble, unlike that flashy sword freak from the neighboring group who breaks out to cause a ruckus every other day. He spends his days eating and sleeping, and sleeping and eating, living a peaceful life, just about ready to be sent to the slaughterhouse... Just kidding! In truth, one day he finally grew tired of his dull, lazy life in containment and decided to do something more meaningful, like explore the meaning of life. So he escaped, and the containment agency wept with joy, seeing him off with drums and gongs.

Bai Yuan: "See ya never! I'm off on an endless vacation!"

This is a proper, relaxing travel-and-food story. It is absolutely not a record of a tabletop role-playing game about a contained entity. The author swears on wearing women's clothes. Really.

(The prologue got blown up and is gone. To sum it up, it was basically the same as the introduction. That's all.)