Master, I Don't Want to Live Off a Woman Anymore

I don't know what year or day it is. Rain. I asked my master how I could become stronger, and she promptly flung a pile of divine artifacts in my face. She just wouldn't tell me how to get stronger. So stingy! After finally finding a suitable opponent, we were just about to spar when my eldest senior sister suddenly appeared and slapped him half to death, saying she was afraid I'd get bullied. A girl liked me, but my fourth junior sister thought she had bad intentions, so she tied her up and tossed her into the water for three days. My master told me to travel ten thousand miles and see the world. My sixth junior sister cried because she felt sorry for me, and insisted I ride on her back, saying she could run fast. I'd already eaten until I was stuffed, but my master and senior and junior sisters still kept feeding me and pampering me. They must have some ulterior motive. I'll remember this grudge!