You're Not Exactly a Proper Magical Girl, Are You?

The story begins on a quiet morning.

When Ueno Kita opened his eyes, he discovered that he had switched bodies with a little girl lying in a hospital bed.

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"I don't care how pretty they are. None of them are as pretty as me anyway."

"Who do you think you are? There's no room for you to wedge yourself between us, okay?"

"I don't understand a word you're saying."

"Goodbye, Big Sis. Goodbye to my cowardice."

"We magical girls have to get whatever we want!"

"That's the ultimate insult to the way of the magical girl!"

"Quit joking around! Quit joking around, you idiot!"

"I'm such a fool."

"Can you go back and save the version of me who hasn't been cheated on yet?"

"My battlefield isn't here!"

"Miracles and hope are in the sewers."

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What do the magical girls' records look like?

Fake friends, overtaking on the inside, prison or asylum, robbery and burglary, lawless Zhang San, coloring games, nuclear blasts to wipe the map clean.

Ueno Kita closed the book and reached a conclusion:

"Love and justice."