A Doktah's Morning

I transmigrated into the Doctor of Rhodes Island, just like in every other story, but there seems to be something wrong with my starter outfit... Why am I wearing a Kryptonian suit? The Doctor, Son of Krypton; the Doctor, Jhin the Virtuoso; the Doctor, boss of the Penguin Special Forces; the Doctor, Kira Yoshikage, ship's doctor and catnip enthusiast; the Doctor, Thorns expert and top fishmonger; the Doctor, purple sweet potato mochi mama Gengar; the Doctor, Bugs Bunny, chatting amicably with Reunion; the Doctor, Franky, the Steel Giant... Any character skin you can think of, this System can randomly give you. Once a day, no returns. Final interpretation rights belong entirely to "Love Nikki-Dress UP Queen."

"My name is Qiao Ge. I'm 24 and a Doctor. I'm unmarried and work in the Rhodes Island Operations Department. Kal'tsit keeps me busy until 8 p.m. every day before I can return to my dorm. I don't smoke, and I only drink in moderation. I go to bed at 10 p.m. and get a full nine hours of sleep every day. Before bed, I eat a piece of flatbread, have three packs of Old Dry Cat, and chug a bottle of Eyjafjalla water. The moment I get into bed, I'm out cold until morning. I never leave fatigue or stress for the next day. Warfarin says I'm perfectly normal."

"You just woke up, Doctor. What kind of nonsense are you talking about?"

"I was just saying, Amiya, could you pass me the mirror? I want to see what new stunt I've pulled today."