The Emperor Reads My Mind While I Snack on Gossip, and We Laugh Ourselves Silly Every Day

[Mind reading + everyone’s favorite + transmigrate + wish fulfillment + alternate setting]

A little palace maid from the Thirty-Third Heaven accidentally knocks over the Old Lord’s medicine gourd and loses the elixir meant for the Queen Mother. As punishment, she is sent down to the mortal realm and becomes Qi Yiyan, the Ninth Princess of the Northern Qin imperial family.

In her previous life, she saw the story of this place in the Wondrous Mirror. The little princess’s birth mother was low-ranking and died less than two years after giving birth.

Her adoptive mother was banished to the Cold Palace, and the Ninth Princess herself was gone before she turned five.

Her scumbag father was a wise ruler, but he was poisoned to death less than ten years after ascending the throne.

Now that she’s the Ninth Princess, Qi Yiyan is determined to get her birth mother and adoptive mother to stand up for themselves this time. And as for her scumbag father, he absolutely has to live for ten thousand years!

[Mother dear, that chicken soup is poisoned. Don’t touch it!]

Birth mother: ?

[Good heavens, that woman is the palace’s top abortionist. Stay away from her!]

Adoptive mother: ?

[Scumbag Father, take a look at your ministers. One of them is related by marriage to that fake monk, and they’re conspiring to demand child support from you. Tsk, tsk!]

Emperor Father: ?

[And that childhood sweetheart, the flower of your dreams. Scumbag Father, did you know your unattainable love is sleeping with your cousin?]

Emperor Father: …

[What a load of nonsense about that royal uncle. He’s already got his dragon robe ready. To him, you’re just an underling. Once you pacify the realm, you’ll be the one taking the fall!]

Emperor Father: !

Qi Yiyan happily gossips about the court and the palace, focused only on keeping herself alive. Then one day, she discovers that all the villains in the court and palace have been eliminated, and she has become the imperial family’s darling.

Qi Yiyan: Well… should I just keep enjoying the gossip?