The Emperor Reads My Mind While I Snack on Gossip, and We Laugh Ourselves Silly Every Day

[Mind Reading] [Beloved by All] [Transmigration] [Feel-Good Novel] [Alternate World]

A little palace maid from the Thirty-Third Heaven accidentally knocked over Lord Lao's medicine gourd and lost the elixir meant for the Queen Mother. She was banished to the mortal world and became Qi Yiyan, the ninth princess of the Northern Qin imperial family.

In her previous life, she had seen the story of this place in the Wonderful Mirror. The little princess's birth mother held a low rank and died less than two years after giving birth.

Her adoptive mother was banished to the Cold Palace, and the ninth princess herself was killed off before she turned five.

Her scumbag father was a wise ruler, but he was poisoned to death less than ten years after ascending the throne.

Now that she was the ninth princess herself, Qi Yiyan was determined to make sure her birth mother and adoptive mother both got their acts together this time. And as for her scumbag father, he absolutely had to live to ten thousand years, ten thousand years, ten thousand ten thousand years!

[Oh, Mother, that chicken soup is poisoned! Don't touch it!]

Birth mother: ?

[Good heavens, that woman is the harem's most notorious miscarriage specialist. Stay away from her!]

Adoptive mother: ?

[Scumbag Father, take a look at your ministers. One of them is related by marriage to that fake monk, and they're even teaming up to demand child support from you. Tsk, tsk!]

Emperor Father: ?

[And you still dream of your childhood sweetheart, like a flower in a dream. Scumbag Father, did you know your moonlight is having an affair with your cousin?]

Emperor Father: ...

[What kind of lousy imperial uncle is that? He's already had his dragon robe made. In his eyes, you're just a hired hand. Once you've pacified the four corners of the realm, you'll be killed off!]

Emperor Father: !

Qi Yiyan gleefully gobbled up all the gossip from the court and the harem, focused on nothing but staying alive. Then one day, she discovered that all the villains in the court and harem had been wiped out, and she had become the imperial family's beloved darling.

Qi Yiyan: So... should I just keep enjoying the gossip?