The Emperor Reads My Mind While I Snack on Gossip, and We Laugh Ourselves Silly Every Day

[Mind Reading + Everyone's Darling + Transmigration + Feel-Good Read + Alternate World] A little palace maid from the Thirty-Third Heaven accidentally knocked over the Supreme Lord's medicine gourd and lost the elixir meant for the Queen Mother. As punishment, she was sent down to the mortal realm and became Qi Yiyan, the ninth princess of the Northern Qin imperial family. In her previous life, she'd seen the story of this place in the Wonderful Mirror. The little princess's birth mother was low-ranking and died less than two years after giving birth. Her adoptive mother was banished to the Cold Palace, and the ninth princess herself died before she was five. Her scumbag father may have been a wise ruler, but he was poisoned to death less than ten years after ascending the throne. Now that she was the ninth princess, Qi Yiyan was determined to get her birth mother and adoptive mother to rise in the world, and make sure her scumbag father lived to ten thousand years, ten thousand years, and ten thousand ten thousand years! [Oh, Mother, that chicken soup is poisoned. Don't touch it!] Birth mother: ? [Oh my, that woman is the palace's abortion expert. Stay away from her!] Adoptive mother: ? [Scumbag Father, take a look at your ministers. One of them is related by marriage to that fake monk, and now they're teaming up to demand child support from you. Tsk, tsk!] Emperor: ? [And that childhood sweetheart of yours, the dreamlike flower from your youth. Scumbag Father, did you know your beloved is sleeping with your cousin?] Emperor: … [What kind of nonsense is this uncle of yours? He's already had his dragon robes made. In his eyes, you're nothing but an employee. Once you pacify the four corners of the realm, you'll be sent off to die!] Emperor: ! Qi Yiyan happily snacked on all the gossip from the court and the harem, only wanting to keep herself alive. Then one day, she discovered that all the villains in the court and harem had been killed, and she'd become the apple of the imperial family's eye. Qi Yiyan: Well… shall I keep enjoying the gossip?