My Family Group Chat Turned Me Into a Beautiful Girl

[Our Loving Family (14)]

Auntie: "Staying up late is like shortening your life! Keep going to bed at three in the morning and your melanin will run out, turning your hair white overnight, while your bloodshot eyes go ruby-red."

Mom: @Xiao Xi Read this carefully!

The next day, Bai Xi's hair turned white, and her eyes turned red.

Mom: "Drinking iced beverages too often causes calcium loss in your bones, making you shrink by twenty centimeters!" @Xiao Xi

She'd just swallowed her cola, and her height went from 169 to 149.

(She insisted it was 150, counting her cowlick as part of her height.)

Second Aunt: "Stop eating takeout from plastic containers! A male college student ate a whole box and turned into a petite young woman!"

Later, Bai Xi discovered that the health rumors her elders forwarded became reality, word for word.

So this fourth-year journalism student opened the backend of her public account and began writing in red and yellow text.

"Third Uncle, could you forward this one? 'Traditional Doctor's Finger-Flick Health Exercise: Build Finger Strength and Knock Out a Bull from a Distance.'"